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HOLYROOD — The Heritage Matinee event will kick off at 1:00 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 4 at the Holyrood American Legion with archival film footage collected by Arlen Schultz dating from the 1940s depicting scenes such as a football game between Lorraine and Holyrood, and the dedication of the Ellsworth County Courthouse and celebratory parade.

An open mic storytelling time will follow for people to share their recollections about Holyrood and Ellsworth County. Attendees are encouraged to consider sharing a prepared historical anecdote between 1-2 minutes, which will be recorded for Holyrood’s archives. 'Sod and Stubble' Director Ken Spurgeon will introduce his film and entertain audience questions.&nbsp;&nbsp;

'Sod and Stubble' tells the story of the Ise family who homesteaded in Osborne County, Kansas in the 1870s and battled through the many challenges of homesteading on the Kansas plains. The original story was written by John Ise in the 1930s with the help and remembrances of his mother Rosa Ise. In the 1990s, Von Rothenberger added over 150pages of additional text to the new release. Now, the story of Henry and Rosie Ise comes to life on the screen through the work of an award-winning cast and crew.&nbsp;&nbsp;

'Sod and Stubble' was filmed in Downs, Wichita, and El Dorado, Kansas.&nbsp;

The film was produced by New Albany Films and Sod and Stubble LLC, and distributed by Purdie Distribution. 'Sod and Stubble' has been distributed nationwide to theatres and released on streaming platforms.&nbsp; More information about the film is available at&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="http://www.sodandstubble.com/">www.sodandstubble.com</a>.&nbsp;

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'Sod and Stubble' film featured at Holyrood Booster Club fundraising event Oct. 4

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What is a horse's favorite kind of wine? Chardoneigh.

What is a horse's favorite kind of wine? Chardoneigh.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/25/25

Which part of the hospital is the worst hiding place?

Which part of the hospital is the worst hiding place?The I C U.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/24/25

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/23/25

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BUNKER HILL – Smoky Hills PBS is proud to announce the return of Cottonwood Connections for its seventh season. This season of Cottonwood Connections takes a look at how Kansas and the Great Plains have been integral in shaping our country and our world.

Kicking off the season is an episode on wheat, exploring the history and traditions of Kansas as the Wheat State. Throughout the season, viewers will also experience engaging stories on:

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Where do sheep go to get haircuts? To the Baa Baa shop!

Where do sheep go to get haircuts? To the Baa Baa shop!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/22/25

WAKEENEY —&nbsp;We are hosting a double feature at the Trego SkyView Drive-in in WaKeeney on Sat., Sept. 27. Movies shown will be Hocus Pocus &amp; The Little Shop of Horrors.&nbsp; Gate opens at 6:30 p.m. at Interstate 70 Exit 128 &amp; 260th Ave.

This is an effort to raise funds to finish our project and get the drive-in fully functional come spring. We only have the audio/visual equipment and restrooms (that aren't porta-potties) to purchase. All proceeds will go towards those endeavors.



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 </figure>Submitted WAKEENEY —&nbsp;We are hosting a double feature at the Trego SkyView Drive-in in WaKeeney on Sat., Sept. 27. Movies shown will be Hocus Pocus &amp; The Little Shop of Horrors.&nbsp; Gate opens at 6:30 p.m. at Interstate 70 Exit 128 &amp; 260th Ave.This is an effort to raise funds to finish our project and get the drive-in fully functional come spring. We only have the audio/visual equipment and restrooms (that aren't porta-potties) to purchase. All proceeds will go towards those endeavors.

Spooky double feature at Trego SkyView Drive-In Theater set as fundraiser  

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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your kind here! Get out!” So the string goes outside, gets itself really tangled up and partially unraveled, then goes back inside. The bartender says “Aren’t you that piece of string I just threw out of here?” To which the string replies “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.”

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your kind here! Get out!” So the string goes outside, gets itself really tangled up and partially unraveled, then goes back inside. The bartender says “Aren’t you that piece of string I just threw out of here?” To which the string replies “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/19/25

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Did you hear about the bowling alley that had to close down? The entire staff went on strike!

Did you hear about the bowling alley that had to close down? The entire staff went on strike!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/18/25

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<a href="https://www.almostwillie.com/">Almost Willie</a> visited the <a href="https://99kzcountry.com/">99.5 KZ Country</a> studio on September 17, 2025.

<a href="https://www.almostwillie.com/">Almost Willie</a> visited the <a href="https://99kzcountry.com/">99.5 KZ Country</a> studio on September 17, 2025.<div><iframe width="100%" height="300" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/2172059847&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-814667509" title="Eagle Radio" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;">Eagle Radio</a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-814667509/20250917almostwillieonkhaz" title="20250917AlmostWillieOnKHAZ" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;">20250917AlmostWillieOnKHAZ</a></div></div>

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A friend was playing poker with against a cardboard cutout.&nbsp;&nbsp;

A friend was playing poker with against a cardboard cutout.&nbsp;&nbsp;The cutout folded.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/17/25

The Hays Symphony Orchestra will continue its season with an evening of rich and resonant string music with, “Fall Classics: Simply Strings.”

The free performance will take place at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 20, within St. Joseph Catholic Church, 215 W. 13th St.

Under the direction of Benjamin Cline, the orchestra’s string sections will be featured exclusively, performing a diverse program that spans from the Baroque era to the 21st century.

The concert is designed to highlight the versatility, power, and profound beauty of the string family, offering a unique auditory experience for the community.

The selection of St. Joseph Catholic Church as the venue was a deliberate choice to enhance the all-strings repertoire.

Its soaring architecture and resonant acoustics provide an ideal environment for the nuanced tones of violins, violas, cellos, and basses to flourish, Cline said.

“Presenting a strings-only concert is a wonderful way to focus on the core sound and emotional heart of the orchestra,” he said. “The repertoire for ‘Simply Strings’ is a journey through time and texture. We are creating an intimate yet powerful atmosphere, and the magnificent acoustics of St. Joseph’s will amplify every subtle detail, making the music a truly immersive experience for our audience.”

The program will begin with Francesco Geminiani’s vibrant Concerto Grosso, Op. 5, No. 12, famously known as “La Folia.” Based on a centuries-old Portuguese folk tune, this Baroque masterpiece is a thrilling set of variations that showcases the technical brilliance and dynamic interplay between the string sections.

The concert then moves to contemporary works, beginning with “Anthem and Chorale for Strings” by Spanish-American cellist and composer Andrea Casarrubios. This modern piece explores a rich palette of harmonic&nbsp;colors, contrasting stately, hymn-like passages with moments of sweeping, anthem-like grandeur, reflecting a deep emotional landscape.

Following this is “Três Pequenas Variações” (“Three Small Variations”) by the Brazilian-American composer Clarice Assad. Known for fusing elements of Brazilian popular music, jazz, and classical traditions, Assad’s work promises to be a rhythmically engaging and melodically inventive exploration of a central theme.

The program also features “Eventide” by American composer Chris Pilsner. A beautifully lyrical and atmospheric piece, “Eventide” evokes the serene and contemplative mood of twilight. Its lush harmonies and soaring melodies have made it a favorite among modern string orchestra compositions.

“This program demonstrates the incredible evolution of string writing,” Cline said. “We have the fiery virtuosity of Geminiani’s Baroque variations set against the deeply personal and modern voices of Casarrubios, Assad, and Pilsner. Each piece tells its own story, but together they paint a comprehensive picture of what a string orchestra can achieve. It’s a showcase of passion, reflection, and pure sonic beauty.”

The evening will conclude with Ralph Vaughan Williams’s magnificent Concerto Grosso. A giant of 20th-century English music, Vaughan Williams composed this piece with a unique structure intended to involve players of all skill levels. The work divides the orchestra into a professional-level solo group (Concertino), the main orchestral body (Tutti), and a third group for beginners (Ad Lib), all weaving together to create a full, glorious sound. This structure embodies the spirit of community music-making, making it a fitting finale for the Hays Symphony, which itself is a blend of faculty, community, and student musicians.

“The Vaughan Williams piece is a celebration of collaboration,” Cline said. “It reflects our own orchestra’s mission of bringing together musicians from different backgrounds, from our university faculty to talented local players and dedicated students, to create something beautiful for our community. It’s a powerful statement about the unifying force of music.” 

Free tickets for “Fall Classics: Simply Strings” are available online at <a href="https://www.hayssymphony.org/">hayssymphony.org</a>.

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 </figure>Hays Symphony OrchestraThe Hays Symphony Orchestra will continue its season with an evening of rich and resonant string music with, “Fall Classics: Simply Strings.”The free performance will take place at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 20, within St. Joseph Catholic Church, 215 W. 13th St.Under the direction of Benjamin Cline, the orchestra’s string sections will be featured exclusively, performing a diverse program that spans from the Baroque era to the 21st century.The concert is designed to highlight the versatility, power, and profound beauty of the string family, offering a unique auditory experience for the community.The selection of St. Joseph Catholic Church as the venue was a deliberate choice to enhance the all-strings repertoire.Its soaring architecture and resonant acoustics provide an ideal environment for the nuanced tones of violins, violas, cellos, and basses to flourish, Cline said.“Presenting a strings-only concert is a wonderful way to focus on the core sound and emotional heart of the orchestra,” he said. “The repertoire for ‘Simply Strings’ is a journey through time and texture. We are creating an intimate yet powerful atmosphere, and the magnificent acoustics of St. Joseph’s will amplify every subtle detail, making the music a truly immersive experience for our audience.”The program will begin with Francesco Geminiani’s vibrant Concerto Grosso, Op. 5, No. 12, famously known as “La Folia.” Based on a centuries-old Portuguese folk tune, this Baroque masterpiece is a thrilling set of variations that showcases the technical brilliance and dynamic interplay between the string sections.The concert then moves to contemporary works, beginning with “Anthem and Chorale for Strings” by Spanish-American cellist and composer Andrea Casarrubios. This modern piece explores a rich palette of harmonic&nbsp;colors, contrasting stately, hymn-like passages with moments of sweeping, anthem-like grandeur, reflecting a deep emotional landscape.Following this is “Três Pequenas Variações” (“Three Small Variations”) by the Brazilian-American composer Clarice Assad. Known for fusing elements of Brazilian popular music, jazz, and classical traditions, Assad’s work promises to be a rhythmically engaging and melodically inventive exploration of a central theme.The program also features “Eventide” by American composer Chris Pilsner. A beautifully lyrical and atmospheric piece, “Eventide” evokes the serene and contemplative mood of twilight. Its lush harmonies and soaring melodies have made it a favorite among modern string orchestra compositions.“This program demonstrates the incredible evolution of string writing,” Cline said. “We have the fiery virtuosity of Geminiani’s Baroque variations set against the deeply personal and modern voices of Casarrubios, Assad, and Pilsner. Each piece tells its own story, but together they paint a comprehensive picture of what a string orchestra can achieve. It’s a showcase of passion, reflection, and pure sonic beauty.”The evening will conclude with Ralph Vaughan Williams’s magnificent Concerto Grosso. A giant of 20th-century English music, Vaughan Williams composed this piece with a unique structure intended to involve players of all skill levels. The work divides the orchestra into a professional-level solo group (Concertino), the main orchestral body (Tutti), and a third group for beginners (Ad Lib), all weaving together to create a full, glorious sound. This structure embodies the spirit of community music-making, making it a fitting finale for the Hays Symphony, which itself is a blend of faculty, community, and student musicians.“The Vaughan Williams piece is a celebration of collaboration,” Cline said. “It reflects our own orchestra’s mission of bringing together musicians from different backgrounds, from our university faculty to talented local players and dedicated students, to create something beautiful for our community. It’s a powerful statement about the unifying force of music.” Free tickets for “Fall Classics: Simply Strings” are available online at <a href="https://www.hayssymphony.org/">hayssymphony.org</a>.

Hays Symphony to present ‘Fall Classics: Simply Strings’ Sept. 20

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What do you call a popsicle that's full of holes? A Popesicle, because it's holy!

What do you call a popsicle that's full of holes? A Popesicle, because it's holy!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/16/25

A boy asked his dad to name his favorite fictional villain. The dad replied, "Captain Hook. Single-handedly."

A boy asked his dad to name his favorite fictional villain. The dad replied, "Captain Hook. Single-handedly."

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