"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/31/25

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What do French fries do when they meet after a long time? They Ketchup!

What do French fries do when they meet after a long time? They Ketchup!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/30/25

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During a lengthy sermon, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit crashing to the ground.  Acknowledging his reputation for long windedness, the minister smiled and said, “Well, that’s the first time I actually put a plant to sleep.

During a lengthy sermon, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit crashing to the ground. Acknowledging his reputation for long windedness, the minister smiled and said, “Well, that’s the first time I actually put a plant to sleep.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/29/25

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Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th hole, Chuck is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he said to Jon. After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball carries a two stroke penalty, so Chuck pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces. Jon looks at him. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together, you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 dollars?” “What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” “And you’re a liar, too!” Jon said. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th hole, Chuck is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he said to Jon. After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball carries a two stroke penalty, so Chuck pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces. Jon looks at him. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together, you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 dollars?” “What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” “And you’re a liar, too!” Jon said. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/26/25

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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?Nothing. It was on the house.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/24/25

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What does Santa put on his toast?"Jingle Jam"&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/23/25

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/22/25

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When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.” Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?” The son replied, “They’re all nocturnal.”

When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.” Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?” The son replied, “They’re all nocturnal.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/19/25

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Where does Santa go to practice how to slide down chimneys?A chimnasium. &nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/18/25

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What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?One slays the dragon, and the other is draggin’ the sleigh.&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/17/25

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he can ho-ho-ho.

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