May 20, 2024

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/20/24

Posted May 20, 2024 12:15 PM

Deep in the Savannah, three animals were discussing who among them was the most powerful.
“It’s got to be me,” said the hawk. “After all, I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my prey. You two can’t do that.”
“Maybe not,” said the lion, “but I am certain I’m more powerful. I am fast, have sharp teeth and claws, and besides they call me the king of beasts!”
“Nope,” said the skunk, “got you both beat. Really. With a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you!”
At just that moment, a bear came down from one of the trees and settled the debate by eating them all — hawk…lion…and stinker.

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