What do you call a cow on the barn floor? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow on the barn floor? Ground beef.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/22/25

DODGE CITY — United Wireless Arena, managed by VenuWorks, is ecstatic to bring the epitome of rock tribute acts to Dodge City on Saturday, September 20. Yes, Hairball is returning to United Wireless Arena in 2025! All tickets are general admission so come early before Hairball takes the stage at 7:00 p.m.! 

It's like 20 concerts in one night! A band puts on a concert - Hairball puts on an event! Hairball is a Rock &amp; Roll experience you won't soon forget. The lights, sound, smoke, fire, bombs, and screaming hordes of avid fans...to merely call it a concert would be like calling Mount Rushmore a roadside attraction! 

Vocalists Kris Vox, Dave Moody, and Patrick Stone lead the band through a 2+ hour, mind-blowing, and drop-dead accurate homage to some of the biggest arena acts in the world. Van Halen, KISS, Motley Crue, Queen, Journey, and Aerosmith are but a few of the acts fans will see brought to life. 

The Hairball stage becomes an entirely new rock concert before your very eyes countless times throughout the night. The motor that drives the Hairball dragster consists of HBK on the electric bass, Billy on the drums, and Happy on the lead guitar. 

These rock &amp; roll soldiers pride themselves on nailing some of the most memorable licks and chops of all time, while adding their own style and flair that they've cultivated over decades of tireless performing. This isn’t a side job. These guys eat, sleep, and breathe Rock &amp; Roll! 

This year finds Hairball celebrating its 25th year of rocking hundreds of thousands of people across the country. Constantly adding more characters, more pyrotechnics, more lights, more sound, more props, more surprises...more everything! While Happy often tells the audience, "Today is the first day is the rest of your life!" Hairball performs every show as though it could be their last. Every night is a 100% full-on, no-holds barred, exciting, chaotic, fiery party that has to be experienced to be believed! 

As important to Hairball as the music, are its fans. While many bands claim to have the best fans in the world, Hairball actually has! Whether they are 10 years old or 100, Hairball fans bring an unparalleled enthusiasm and energy to the show that enhances the arena experience. Hairball knows it wouldn't exist without its fans and takes every opportunity to let them know that. Whether it's a pre-show meet and greet, hanging out at the merch booth, or chatting online, Hairball has a lot in common with its fans and it's always a good time when they get together. 

Don't confuse Hairball with the countless "80's Tribute" bands across the country. Hairball is an experience, an attitude, and expression of music that isn't simply a retro flashback, it's a way of life! 

Tickets for Hairball will go on sale on Friday, May 23, at 10:00a.m. CST. Tickets can be purchased at the United Wireless Arena box office or online through Ticketmaster.com. Tickets are all general admission (GA). Ticket prices start at $30 and $35 day of the event, plus applicable fees and taxes. 

United Wireless Arena is an exclusive Ticketmaster facility and cannot guarantee tickets purchased as resale or through a third-party vendor. 

Doors will open one hour before showtime. Handicapped accessible seating must be arranged directly through the United Wireless Arena Ticket Office. 

United Wireless Arena has a Clear Bag Policy. Each patron is allowed one clear bag, up to 14"x 8"x 5", and one non-clear clutch purse/bag up to 8"x 5"x 1". Clear bags are available for purchase for $5 at the United Wireless Arena Ticket office that meet these requirements. 

Please check our <a href="https://www.unitedwirelessarena.com/">website</a> for more details.&nbsp;

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 </figure>United Wireless ArenaDODGE CITY — United Wireless Arena, managed by VenuWorks, is ecstatic to bring the epitome of rock tribute acts to Dodge City on Saturday, September 20. Yes, Hairball is returning to United Wireless Arena in 2025! All tickets are general admission so come early before Hairball takes the stage at 7:00 p.m.! It's like 20 concerts in one night! A band puts on a concert - Hairball puts on an event! Hairball is a Rock &amp; Roll experience you won't soon forget. The lights, sound, smoke, fire, bombs, and screaming hordes of avid fans...to merely call it a concert would be like calling Mount Rushmore a roadside attraction! Vocalists Kris Vox, Dave Moody, and Patrick Stone lead the band through a 2+ hour, mind-blowing, and drop-dead accurate homage to some of the biggest arena acts in the world. Van Halen, KISS, Motley Crue, Queen, Journey, and Aerosmith are but a few of the acts fans will see brought to life. The Hairball stage becomes an entirely new rock concert before your very eyes countless times throughout the night. The motor that drives the Hairball dragster consists of HBK on the electric bass, Billy on the drums, and Happy on the lead guitar. These rock &amp; roll soldiers pride themselves on nailing some of the most memorable licks and chops of all time, while adding their own style and flair that they've cultivated over decades of tireless performing. This isn’t a side job. These guys eat, sleep, and breathe Rock &amp; Roll! This year finds Hairball celebrating its 25th year of rocking hundreds of thousands of people across the country. Constantly adding more characters, more pyrotechnics, more lights, more sound, more props, more surprises...more everything! While Happy often tells the audience, "Today is the first day is the rest of your life!" Hairball performs every show as though it could be their last. Every night is a 100% full-on, no-holds barred, exciting, chaotic, fiery party that has to be experienced to be believed! As important to Hairball as the music, are its fans. While many bands claim to have the best fans in the world, Hairball actually has! Whether they are 10 years old or 100, Hairball fans bring an unparalleled enthusiasm and energy to the show that enhances the arena experience. Hairball knows it wouldn't exist without its fans and takes every opportunity to let them know that. Whether it's a pre-show meet and greet, hanging out at the merch booth, or chatting online, Hairball has a lot in common with its fans and it's always a good time when they get together. Don't confuse Hairball with the countless "80's Tribute" bands across the country. Hairball is an experience, an attitude, and expression of music that isn't simply a retro flashback, it's a way of life! Tickets for Hairball will go on sale on Friday, May 23, at 10:00a.m. CST. Tickets can be purchased at the United Wireless Arena box office or online through Ticketmaster.com. Tickets are all general admission (GA). Ticket prices start at $30 and $35 day of the event, plus applicable fees and taxes. United Wireless Arena is an exclusive Ticketmaster facility and cannot guarantee tickets purchased as resale or through a third-party vendor. Doors will open one hour before showtime. Handicapped accessible seating must be arranged directly through the United Wireless Arena Ticket Office. United Wireless Arena has a Clear Bag Policy. Each patron is allowed one clear bag, up to 14"x 8"x 5", and one non-clear clutch purse/bag up to 8"x 5"x 1". Clear bags are available for purchase for $5 at the United Wireless Arena Ticket office that meet these requirements. Please check our <a href="https://www.unitedwirelessarena.com/">website</a> for more details.&nbsp;

Hairball celebrates 25th year with concert at United Wireless Arena

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29th-annual Pickin' on the Plains coming to Colby

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The board of directors for The Bricks in Downtown Hays announces the cancellation of the 2025 Brews on the Bricks&nbsp;event, originally scheduled for Saturday, June 14, 2025.

This decision, while difficult, comes during a period of organizational transition as we begin the search for our next executive director.

During this time, our focus will be on strengthening internal operations and aligning strategic priorities to best serve Downtown Hays moving forward.

For the past eight years, Brews on the Bricks&nbsp;has been a cherished tradition, made possible by the dedication of our attendees, sponsors, volunteers, brewers and vendors. We extend our sincere thanks for your role in making the event a continued success.

All ticket holders will be contacted directly and issued full refunds.

We look forward to rebrewing this beloved event in the future, infused with renewed energy and the same strong sense of community. In the meantime, we raise our glass in heartfelt appreciation for your continued support and understanding during this transition.

Join Our Team If you are interested in applying for the executive director position, please submit your resume and cover letter to&nbsp;<a href="mailto:recruitment@downtownhays.com">recruitment@downtownhays.com</a>. View the full job description here:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://bricks.downtownhays.com/2025/05/08/1915/executive-director/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKQSzpleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZdmNVWm1FcWtNYXIyMkdMAR78BSAeZq-WTmbU21_BUHK90h9RwkzR8_mJ8TxB5OQd5i4RWy3N9sVHOhWBCQ_aem_bCB9rry0nU7EVwFi43gr8A">Executive Director Job Description</a>

<a target="_blank" href="https://bricks.downtownhays.com/2025/05/08/1915/executive-director/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKQSzpleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZdmNVWm1FcWtNYXIyMkdMAR78BSAeZq-WTmbU21_BUHK90h9RwkzR8_mJ8TxB5OQd5i4RWy3N9sVHOhWBCQ_aem_bCB9rry0nU7EVwFi43gr8A"></a>About The Bricks Downtown Hays Development Corporation, operating as The Bricks in Downtown Hays, is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization established in 2001. We serve as the binding force and catalyst for organizations impacting Historic Downtown Hays. Through open communication and strategic planning, we work to enhance and secure the quality of life in the community. DHDC fosters awareness by recognizing, communicating, and celebrating the accomplishments of Downtown Hays. Our mission is to advance the economic and cultural vibrancy of Downtown Hays as the heart of our community.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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 </figure>The BricksThe board of directors for The Bricks in Downtown Hays announces the cancellation of the 2025 Brews on the Bricks&nbsp;event, originally scheduled for Saturday, June 14, 2025.This decision, while difficult, comes during a period of organizational transition as we begin the search for our next executive director.During this time, our focus will be on strengthening internal operations and aligning strategic priorities to best serve Downtown Hays moving forward.For the past eight years, Brews on the Bricks&nbsp;has been a cherished tradition, made possible by the dedication of our attendees, sponsors, volunteers, brewers and vendors. We extend our sincere thanks for your role in making the event a continued success.All ticket holders will be contacted directly and issued full refunds.We look forward to rebrewing this beloved event in the future, infused with renewed energy and the same strong sense of community. In the meantime, we raise our glass in heartfelt appreciation for your continued support and understanding during this transition.Join Our Team If you are interested in applying for the executive director position, please submit your resume and cover letter to&nbsp;<a href="mailto:recruitment@downtownhays.com">recruitment@downtownhays.com</a>. View the full job description here:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://bricks.downtownhays.com/2025/05/08/1915/executive-director/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKQSzpleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZdmNVWm1FcWtNYXIyMkdMAR78BSAeZq-WTmbU21_BUHK90h9RwkzR8_mJ8TxB5OQd5i4RWy3N9sVHOhWBCQ_aem_bCB9rry0nU7EVwFi43gr8A">Executive Director Job Description</a><a target="_blank" href="https://bricks.downtownhays.com/2025/05/08/1915/executive-director/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKQSzpleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZdmNVWm1FcWtNYXIyMkdMAR78BSAeZq-WTmbU21_BUHK90h9RwkzR8_mJ8TxB5OQd5i4RWy3N9sVHOhWBCQ_aem_bCB9rry0nU7EVwFi43gr8A"></a>About The Bricks Downtown Hays Development Corporation, operating as The Bricks in Downtown Hays, is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization established in 2001. We serve as the binding force and catalyst for organizations impacting Historic Downtown Hays. Through open communication and strategic planning, we work to enhance and secure the quality of life in the community. DHDC fosters awareness by recognizing, communicating, and celebrating the accomplishments of Downtown Hays. Our mission is to advance the economic and cultural vibrancy of Downtown Hays as the heart of our community.&nbsp;&nbsp;

2025 Brews on the Bricks canceled; 'A pause with a purpose,' says board of directors

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Cruise, Shoes & BBQs Memorial Day weekend in Grainfield

What do you call a cow that had a baby? Decaffeinated!

What do you call a cow that had a baby? Decaffeinated!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/13/25

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A canner, exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can Anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can, can he?

National Limerick DayA canner, exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can Anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can, can he?

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/12/25

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The Fort Tavern and Patio Bar in Hays announced it will close, and the facility has been sold to a new owner.

The Fort posted on Facebook today, "Thank you to everyone who has supported us throughout the 4+ years we’ve been open! We have sold the business to an owner with a slightly different vision. 

"If you have any gift cards, now is the time to use them, and if you’ve enjoyed the VR, axe throwing or bowling, please come see us before May 19.

"We will be taking care of any bookings from now until May 19 as usual. All other reservations after that will need to be communicated with the new owner! Thank you all again for the wonderful years we’ve been here!"

Hays PostThe Fort Tavern and Patio Bar in Hays announced it will close, and the facility has been sold to a new owner.The Fort posted on Facebook today, "Thank you to everyone who has supported us throughout the 4+ years we’ve been open! We have sold the business to an owner with a slightly different vision. "If you have any gift cards, now is the time to use them, and if you’ve enjoyed the VR, axe throwing or bowling, please come see us before May 19."We will be taking care of any bookings from now until May 19 as usual. All other reservations after that will need to be communicated with the new owner! Thank you all again for the wonderful years we’ve been here!"

The Fort bar in Hays to close, sold to new owner

RUSSELL — "Sod and Stubble," the motion picture based on the classic pioneer story, has come to theaters across the nation and on this Friday, May 9 it will premiere at the Dream Theater in Russell on Friday and Saturday at 7 p.m. and at 2 and 6 p.m. on Sunday.

"Sod and Stubble" tells the story of the Ise family who homesteaded in Osborne County Kansas in the 1870s and battled through the many challenges of homesteading on the Kansas plains. The original story was written by John Ise in the 1930s with the help and remembrances of his mother Rosa Ise. In the 1990s, Von Rothenberger added over 150 pages of additional text to the new release. 

Now, the story of Henry and Rosie Ise comes to life on the screen through the work of an award winning cast and crew.

The film features Bailey Chase (Longmire, Homestead), Dodie Brown (American Horror Story), Barry Corbin (Lonesome Dove, No Country for Old Men), Mary McDonough (The Waltons), Buck Taylor (Yellowstone, Tombstone, Gunsmoke), Darby Hinton (Daniel Boone, Texas Rising), Rudy Ramos (Yellowstone, High Chaparral), Wyatt McCrea, R.W. Hampton, Mark Mannette, Delno Ebie and more. The film was written and directed by Ken Spurgeon.

"Sod and Stubble" was filmed in Downs, Wichita and El Dorado, Kansas.

It was produced by New Albany Films, Sod and Stubble LLC and distributed by Purdie Distribution.

Director Ken Spurgeon will be on hand this Friday as will other members of the cast and crew. 

For more information, check <a href="http://www.sodandstubble.com">www.sodandstubble.com</a> or&nbsp;contact Ken Spurgeon at kspurgeon76@gmail.com.

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 </figure>SubmittedRUSSELL — "Sod and Stubble," the motion picture based on the classic pioneer story, has come to theaters across the nation and on this Friday, May 9 it will premiere at the Dream Theater in Russell on Friday and Saturday at 7 p.m. and at 2 and 6 p.m. on Sunday."Sod and Stubble" tells the story of the Ise family who homesteaded in Osborne County Kansas in the 1870s and battled through the many challenges of homesteading on the Kansas plains. The original story was written by John Ise in the 1930s with the help and remembrances of his mother Rosa Ise. In the 1990s, Von Rothenberger added over 150 pages of additional text to the new release. Now, the story of Henry and Rosie Ise comes to life on the screen through the work of an award winning cast and crew.The film features Bailey Chase (Longmire, Homestead), Dodie Brown (American Horror Story), Barry Corbin (Lonesome Dove, No Country for Old Men), Mary McDonough (The Waltons), Buck Taylor (Yellowstone, Tombstone, Gunsmoke), Darby Hinton (Daniel Boone, Texas Rising), Rudy Ramos (Yellowstone, High Chaparral), Wyatt McCrea, R.W. Hampton, Mark Mannette, Delno Ebie and more. The film was written and directed by Ken Spurgeon."Sod and Stubble" was filmed in Downs, Wichita and El Dorado, Kansas.It was produced by New Albany Films, Sod and Stubble LLC and distributed by Purdie Distribution.Director Ken Spurgeon will be on hand this Friday as will other members of the cast and crew. For more information, check <a href="http://www.sodandstubble.com">www.sodandstubble.com</a> or&nbsp;contact Ken Spurgeon at kspurgeon76@gmail.com.

'Sod and Stubble' comes to Dream Theater in Russell this weekend

Where do horses live? In neigh-borhoods.&nbsp;

Where do horses live? In neigh-borhoods.&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/09/25

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It's 5 p.m., and you can't decide where in Hays to eat. The family needs a fun activity for the weekend or you need a new stylist or someone to look at your brakes.

The Hays Post is launching an exciting new product to help you find businesses in your community.

The Hays Place tab, which can be found as a dropdown menu on the Hays Post, is a new video directory of places to shop, play and find services in Hays and the surrounding area.

See videos on featured businesses, find links to websites and Facebook pages for your favorite Hays haunts, and find hours and other key information to connect with businesses.

Hays businesses who wish to purchase a listing on the directory can contact Jordan Schaeffer at&nbsp;<a href="https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;sca_esv=aebc663c531febdd&amp;rls=en&amp;sxsrf=AHTn8zrmZbrAzvKjxVChGRNtowTajxHLQA:1741210424019&amp;q=eagle+media+hays+phone+number&amp;spell=1&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=2ahUKEwj587Wm8vOLAxX6HDQIHU-zKIkQBSgAegQICxAB&amp;biw=1750&amp;bih=918&amp;dpr=1#">785-301-2211</a>&nbsp;or your local Eagle marketing representative.

It's 5 p.m., and you can't decide where in Hays to eat. The family needs a fun activity for the weekend or you need a new stylist or someone to look at your brakes.The Hays Post is launching an exciting new product to help you find businesses in your community.The Hays Place tab, which can be found as a dropdown menu on the Hays Post, is a new video directory of places to shop, play and find services in Hays and the surrounding area.See videos on featured businesses, find links to websites and Facebook pages for your favorite Hays haunts, and find hours and other key information to connect with businesses.<figure>
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