A cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
“Ever have an accident?” asked the agent.
“Nope, nary a one,” replied the cowboy.
“None? You’ve never had any accidents?” the agent continued.
“Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never,” insisted the cowboy.
“Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” said the agent.
“Heck, no." exclaimed the cowboy. "That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”
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