A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says, “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a Pilsner of beer.
The bowl of pretzels then says, “Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You’re a smart man.”
Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender, “Hey what’s with this bowl of pretzels? It keeps saying nice things to me!”
The bartender replies, “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”
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