Babe Ruth once said:  It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. 

Babe Ruth once said: It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/27/25

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Why was the bad baseball team so hot? They didn’t have any fans.

Why was the bad baseball team so hot? They didn’t have any fans.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/26/25

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/25/25

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How did the&nbsp;tooth fairy&nbsp;stick her broken wand back together?&nbsp; With toothpaste.

How did the&nbsp;tooth fairy&nbsp;stick her broken wand back together?&nbsp; With toothpaste.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/22/25

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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/21/25

A man saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

The man called the number listed because he thought, "I can't turn that down!"

A man saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."The man called the number listed because he thought, "I can't turn that down!"

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/20/25

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Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/19/25

A Sunday school teacher said to the children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times, but there is a Higher Power.  Can anybody tell me what it is?” One child blurted out, “The Ace!”

A Sunday school teacher said to the children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times, but there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?” One child blurted out, “The Ace!”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/18/25

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/15/25

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/14/25

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“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. &nbsp;So he invited the old man inside for a drink. &nbsp;As the sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. &nbsp;So he invited the old man inside for a drink. &nbsp;As the sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/13/25

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