“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” the teenage student replied. “My father’s new car.”

“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” the teenage student replied. “My father’s new car.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/08/25

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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/07/25

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Morning Blend show host Jeff Leiker interviews the Spin Doctors prior to their performance at 9:30 tonight at the Wild West Festival in Municipal Park in Hays.

<a href="https://wildwestfestival.com/">Learn more about the festival at&nbsp;https://wildwestfestival.com/.</a>

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🎙 Post Podcast: Spin Doctors to perform at tonight's Wild West Festival

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<a href="https://hayspost.com/posts/48a66a67-f8e5-4642-a473-3187493208f0">SEE RELATED STORY: Wild West Festival Castellows, Walker Montgomery</a>

Photos by Cristina Janney/Hays Post

Brock Wagoner and Austin Williams opened for Drew Baldridge Thursday night at the Wild West Festival.

Fireworks will be tonight at 10 at&nbsp;183 Bypass and Golf Course Road.

The parade will be at 10 a.m. Saturday on Main Street.

Reprise and Paramount will open for the Spin Doctors on Saturday.

See a full schedule at&nbsp;<a href="https://wildwestfestival.com/">wildwestfestival.com</a>.

General Admission tickets are still available at the gate for $45 per night.

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 </figure><a href="https://hayspost.com/posts/48a66a67-f8e5-4642-a473-3187493208f0">SEE RELATED STORY: Wild West Festival Castellows, Walker Montgomery</a>Photos by Cristina Janney/Hays PostBrock Wagoner and Austin Williams opened for Drew Baldridge Thursday night at the Wild West Festival.<figure>
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📷 Wild West Festival 2025: Austin Williams, Drew Baldridge

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Morning Bull show host Dustin Armbruster interviews Drew Baldridge prior to his performance at 9:30 tonight at the Wild West Festival in Municipal Park in Hays.

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🎙 Post Podcast: Drew Baldridge to perform at tonight's Wild West Festival

What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A hoarse fly!

What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A hoarse fly!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/03/25

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Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/02/25

Morning Bull show host Dustin Armbruster interviews Walker Montgomery prior to his performance at 7 tonight at the Wild West Festival in Municipal Park in Hays.

<div><iframe title="Walker Montgomery Wild West Festival Interview" allowtransparency="true" height="300" width="100%" style="border: none; min-width: min(100%, 430px);height:300px;" scrolling="no" data-name="pb-iframe-player" src="https://www.podbean.com/player-v2/?from=embed&i=wuhem-18f2409-pb&square=1&share=1&download=1&fonts=Arial&skin=3267a3&font-color=auto&rtl=0&logo_link=podcast_page&btn-skin=60a0c8&size=300" loading="lazy" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>Morning Bull show host Dustin Armbruster interviews Walker Montgomery prior to his performance at 7 tonight at the Wild West Festival in Municipal Park in Hays.<a href="https://wildwestfestival.com/">Learn more about the festival at&nbsp;https://wildwestfestival.com/.</a>

🎙 Post Podcast: Walker Montgomery to perform at tonight's Wild West Festival

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Join Eagle Radio of Hays on this holiday trip to Branson, Missouri.

11:30 a.m. Casino or shopping at Legends and lunch

6 p.m. Lambert’s Cafe - dinner and dessert

10 a.m.--"Down Home Country Show" and lunch

5:30 p.m.--Heroes Taste &amp; Taps plated dinner

3:30 p.m.--"David" at the Sight and Sound Theater

7:30 p.m.--"A Christmas Story" dinner and show

8 a.m. Leave Branson and travel home with a few favorite stops and lunch along the way.

We will be staying at the beautiful Stone Castle in Branson, Missouri. It is a wonderful hotel with great amenities, such as a full hot breakfast daily, indoor corridors, two indoor pools and spas, mini fridge, and much more. 

This trip includes three nights lodging, round-trip bus transportation, breakfast at hotel, ALL meals, six shows or activities, all taxes, bus driver tip, and all gratuities on the above items.

Lunch is on your own each day on the trip. All times will be updated at the time of the trip. Lodging, menus, shows and itineraries are subject to change due to reasons beyond our control.

Single $1,295, double $1,195, triple $1,155 and $1,125 quad occupancy.

All the above times are starting show times.

All times will be updated at the time of the trip for when to load the bus.

<h2>Radio of Hays: Branson 2025</h2>November 9-12, 2025Join Eagle Radio of Hays on this holiday trip to Branson, Missouri.<figure>
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 </figure>Lunch is on your own each day on the trip. All times will be updated at the time of the trip. Lodging, menus, shows and itineraries are subject to change due to reasons beyond our control.Single $1,295, double $1,195, triple $1,155 and $1,125 quad occupancy.All the above times are starting show times.All times will be updated at the time of the trip for when to load the bus.

TRIP FULL: Reserve your seats today for Radio of Hays: Branson 2025

Where does seaweed look for a job? In the Kelp Wanted ads.

Where does seaweed look for a job? In the Kelp Wanted ads.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/01/25

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled. “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled. “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 06/30/25

With a heart of worship and a passion to inspire people into a more meaningful relationship with Jesus, David Vogel has spent a lifetime lifting his voice in churches large and small to praise his Creator and bring glory to God.

David is a versatile tenor, and his concerts transcend generations. Drawing from the musical influences of David Phelps, Kathy Troccoli, Steve Green, Keith &amp; Kristyn Getty, and the entire Gaither songbook—as well from artists such as Josh Groban, Michael Bublé, and Billy Joel—David’s concerts mingle songs from contemporary worship, traditional hymnody, and high-energy gospel into one incredible evening of praise, worship, and inspiration.

Admission is free, and a love offering will be taken to support this music ministry.

Event link:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1413820550067980">https://www.facebook.com/events/1413820550067980</a>

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David Vogel in free concert at Hays First United Methodist Church on July 13

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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. ‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. ‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’ ‘Yes, that’s true.’ St Peter rejoined, ‘But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. ‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. ‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’ ‘Yes, that’s true.’ St Peter rejoined, ‘But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 06/27/25

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