What do you call a very old ant? An antique!

What do you call a very old ant? An antique!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/21/25

What is a priest's favorite kitchen appliance? A deep friar!

What is a priest's favorite kitchen appliance? A deep friar!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day  10/20/25

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This $50 gift certificate is to AccuSpray, your #1 choice for lawn and tree spraying. They are locally owned. Services include: - Lawn &amp; Tree Fertilization, - Insect, Disease, and Weed Control, - Tree Injections &amp; Root Feeding, - Bare Ground Sterilization. ONLY one gift certificate per spraying please. Find and book them on Facebook at Accuspray– or call Jeremy Zorn at 785-639-8733Current Bid: There is no current bid on this item. Retail Price: $50.00 Opening Bid: $5.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a>

This $100 gift certificate is to AccuSpray, your #1 choice for lawn and tree spraying. They are locally owned. Services include: - Lawn &amp; Tree Fertilization, - Insect, Disease, and Weed Control, - Tree Injections &amp; Root Feeding, - Bare Ground Sterilization. ONLY one gift certificate per spraying please. Find and book them on Facebook at Accuspray– or call Jeremy Zorn at 785-639-8733 Current Bid: $11.00 Retail Price: $100.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> _____

Rhino Spray in Bedliner for short box pickup. Rhino Liners add quality, strength and durability to your truck and equipment. Whether you are investing in a new truck or looking to add life to your existing truck, Rhino Liners are a proven solution. Certificate good for short bed truck. Offer valid through March 31, 2026. Current Bid: $372.00 Retail Price: $650.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> _____

Bid on this gift certificate for one senior photo shoot from Christopher's Creations in Hays. This gift certificate, valued at $150, is good for a 1.5-hour senior photo shoot and includes 5 digital downloads. The shoot covers a single session within Ellis County. If located outside of Ellis County, a mileage rate will apply. It's a great option for a senior graduating this year or a junior graduating next year. The certificate expires in December 2026. Book your session by calling 785-380-9040 or online at ccreationsks.net. Current Bid: $15.00 Retail Price: $150.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> _________

600 Park StreetHays, KS 67601785-628-4000<a href="http://www.fhsuathletics.com/index.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.fhsuathletics.com/index.aspx</a>

Fort Hays State basketball is almost here. You can enjoy all of the action of both the men's and women's teams this season with a pair of general admission season tickets. This certificate is good for a pair of available upper seats. Certificates are not for resale, are non-transferable and are not upgradable. Current Bid: $87.00 Retail Price: $270.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> ______

306 N Pomeroy AveHill City, KS 67642(785) 421-3399

Attention small business owners — this one’s for you! Did you know that clean, consistent bookkeeping can be the difference between smart decisions and stressful surprises? Freedom Tax &amp; Accounting is auctioning off&nbsp;3 months of bookkeeping services — a $600 value&nbsp;— with the&nbsp;Freedom Basics Package. This includes up to two managed checking, credit card, or loan accounts, up to 225 transactions, and unlimited email and phone support. Take the guesswork out of your numbers and let Tawny at Freedom Tax &amp; Accounting help your business stay on track. Bid now for this 3-month bookkeeping package — and give your business the gift of clarity and peace of mind! Current Bid: There is no current bid on this item. Retail Price: $600.00 Opening Bid: $60.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> _____

The Invisalign program from Lifetime Dental Care offers comfort, convenience and confidence while straightening your teeth using trays that are virtually invisible. The Invisalign program Includes office consultation, trays, photos, x-rays, aligners, whitening program and more. Invisalign works great for both adults and teens. Your new smile is waiting. Get started today! www.lifetimedentalcare.com. THIS OFFER NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER SPECIAL OFFER. Current Bid: $1,060.00 Retail Price: $6,000.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a> ______

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Your website is your digital storefront. It's so important to have a nice and effective site. This item is for a new website build from The Grace Group, with local service and a vast majority of customers from Hays and Western Kansas. The Grace Group, Inc. is a full-service marketing and consulting agency helping small businesses grow with creative, customized strategies. From social media management to branding, consulting, and website development, The Grace Group is committed to giving businesses the tools they need to succeed. For this radio auction, The Grace Group is offering a complete website build, which includes: Up to 7 custom pages (content, creation, and design included); SEO optimization to help your business get found online; Mobile &amp; tablet optimization for a seamless experience across devices; 2 months of maintenance, support, and training after launch to ensure your success; Please note: this package covers the website build itself but does not include any fees associated with obtaining a domain name or hosting services. This is the perfect opportunity to elevate your business presence with a professional, functional, and beautifully designed website from The Grace Group. Current Bid: There is no current bid on this item. Retail Price: $1,500.00 Opening Bid: $150.00 Bid Increment: $15.00 <a href="https://www.rabezauction.com/gocart/main.cfm?mid=65">Click here to bid</a>

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A friend took the shell off of his racing snail thinking it would make him faster; but if anything, it made him more sluggish.

A friend took the shell off of his racing snail thinking it would make him faster; but if anything, it made him more sluggish.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/17/25

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/16/25

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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/10/25

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One Sunday morning, a preacher told his congregation, “Everyone who wants to go to heaven, come down to the front!” The whole church came forward except one man. Thinking that maybe the man hadn’t heard him, the preacher repeated the invitation. Again, the man just sat there. “Sir,” said the preacher, “don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” The man replied, “Oh, when I die! I thought you were getting a group ready to go right now.”

One Sunday morning, a preacher told his congregation, “Everyone who wants to go to heaven, come down to the front!” The whole church came forward except one man. Thinking that maybe the man hadn’t heard him, the preacher repeated the invitation. Again, the man just sat there. “Sir,” said the preacher, “don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” The man replied, “Oh, when I die! I thought you were getting a group ready to go right now.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/09/25

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A young man was about to play golf when an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany him. Eventually on the 9th fairway the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green. The old man said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.” With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball, which smacked solidly into the tree and dropped to the ground about one foot from where it had started. The old man remarked, “Of course, when I was your age that tree was only 3 feet tall.”

A young man was about to play golf when an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany him. Eventually on the 9th fairway the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green. The old man said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.” With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball, which smacked solidly into the tree and dropped to the ground about one foot from where it had started. The old man remarked, “Of course, when I was your age that tree was only 3 feet tall.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/08/25

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What's the best way to make a taco stand? Take away his chair.

What's the best way to make a taco stand? Take away his chair.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/07/25

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