KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 07/09/26

A husband had a habit of searching through the refrigerator for a snack, usually while his wife was preparing a meal.
Once, after he had gone through this routine for the third time in as many minutes, the wife snapped, “Nothing’s any different than it was a minute ago.”
“I know that,” the husband assured her. “It’s just that this time I’ve lowered my standards.”