KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/31/25

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.”
“That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?”
“Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”