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DODGE CITY — United Wireless Arena, managed by VenuWorks, is excited to announce the 'Rick Springfield: I Want My '80s Tour' will be coming to Dodge City on Friday, July 25 as part of the 2025 Dodge City Days Festival Celebration. 

The line up for the tour will consist of Paul Young, Wang Chung, John Waite and Rick Springfield! 

Doors will open at 6:00 p.m. on July 25 and the show will start at 7:00 p.m. 

Over the past four decades, Rick Springfield has worn many hats as an entertainer and performer. The creator of some of the finest power-pop of the ’80s, a Grammy winning singer, songwriter, and musician who has sold 25 million albums and scored 17 U.S. Top 40 hits, including “Jessie’s Girl,” “Don’t Talk to Strangers,” “An Affair of the Heart,” "I've Done Everything for You,” “Love Somebody,” and “Human Touch.” 

He’s an accomplished actor who has starred opposite Meryl Streep in the feature film “Ricki and the Flash,” gave a chameleonic performance as the creepy Dr. Irving Pitlor in HBO’s prestige drama “True Detective,” earned great reviews for his portrayal of Lucifer on the CW hit “Supernatural” and most recently played the insane Pastor Charles on FX’s worldwide hit series “American Horror Story.” 

An author as well, both his candid 2010 memoir Late, Late at Night (which Rolling Stone named one of the 25 greatest rock memoirs of all time) and his 2014 comedic novel Magnificent Vibration earned rave reviews and spots on the New York Times Best Sellers’ list. 

In 2014, Springfield was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, located around the corner from the first apartment he lived in when he first arrived in the U.S. from Australia in 1971. 

Springfield’s Sirius-XM radio show, Working Class DJ, is a huge hit and airs weekly on '80s on 8'. 

His new album “Automatic” is out now. Automatic is his first album of all new original material in five years. 

More information for Rick Springfield can be found at his website <a href="http://www.rickspringfield.com">www.rickspringfield.com</a>.

 Countless musicians of far lesser accomplishment have probably made similar statements regarding their own personal creative process, but when the confession comes from John Waite – whose been successfully writing, recording and performing some of the most listenable, enduring and appreciated popular music for more than 35 years – one cannot help but both recognize and marvel at the shimmering legacy of this British born rock star. 

With more live shows and new music in the offing, John Waite continues to forge his own singularly personal path, celebrating the present and engaged by the promise of the future. 

The story is far from over for the Lancaster, England-born rock star/balladeer/storyteller who was inspired onto his musical path by blues, soul and country along with a deep connection to the Celtic folk music of his homeland. 

More information for John Waite can be found at <a href="http://www.johnwaiteworldwide.com/">www.johnwaiteworldwide.com</a>.

 Wang Chung are an English new wave band, formed in London in 1980 by Nick Feldman, Jack Hues and Darren Costin. The name Wang Chung is Chinese (黃鐘, pinyin: huáng zhōng; Wade– Giles: huang chung), meaning "yellow bell" in English, and is the first note in the Chinese classical music scale. 

The band found their greatest success in the U.S., with five top 40 hits there, all charting between 1983 and 1987, including "Dance Hall Days" (No. 16 in 1984), "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" (No. 2 in 1986) and "Let's Go!" (No. 9 in 1987). 

More information for Wang Chung can be found at <a href="https://www.wangchung.com/">www.wangchung.com</a>.

 Paul Young’s ‘Every Time You Go Away’ hit number one in America in the summer of 1985, (shortly after his appearance at the historic Live Aid) and in any other unconquered countries too. It was and still is his biggest worldwide hit. 

More information for Paul Young can be found at <a href="https://paul-young.com/">www.paul-young.com</a>.

 Tickets for 'Rick Springfield: I Want My '80s Tour' will go on sale Friday, February 21 at 10:00 a.m. CST. 

Tickets can be purchased at the United Wireless Arena box office or online through Ticketmaster.com. Ticket prices are $59, $69, or $85 for reserved seating depending on location, plus applicable fees and taxes. 

United Wireless Arena is an exclusive Ticketmaster facility and cannot guarantee tickets purchased as resale or through a third-party vendor. 

Doors will open one hour before showtime. Handicapped accessible seating must be arranged directly through the United Wireless Arena Ticket Office. 

United Wireless Arena has a clear bag policy in place. Please check our <a href="https://www.unitedwirelessarena.com/">website</a> for more details.&nbsp;

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 </figure>United Wireless ArenaDODGE CITY — United Wireless Arena, managed by VenuWorks, is excited to announce the 'Rick Springfield: I Want My '80s Tour' will be coming to Dodge City on Friday, July 25 as part of the 2025 Dodge City Days Festival Celebration. The line up for the tour will consist of Paul Young, Wang Chung, John Waite and Rick Springfield! Doors will open at 6:00 p.m. on July 25 and the show will start at 7:00 p.m. Over the past four decades, Rick Springfield has worn many hats as an entertainer and performer. The creator of some of the finest power-pop of the ’80s, a Grammy winning singer, songwriter, and musician who has sold 25 million albums and scored 17 U.S. Top 40 hits, including “Jessie’s Girl,” “Don’t Talk to Strangers,” “An Affair of the Heart,” "I've Done Everything for You,” “Love Somebody,” and “Human Touch.” He’s an accomplished actor who has starred opposite Meryl Streep in the feature film “Ricki and the Flash,” gave a chameleonic performance as the creepy Dr. Irving Pitlor in HBO’s prestige drama “True Detective,” earned great reviews for his portrayal of Lucifer on the CW hit “Supernatural” and most recently played the insane Pastor Charles on FX’s worldwide hit series “American Horror Story.” An author as well, both his candid 2010 memoir Late, Late at Night (which Rolling Stone named one of the 25 greatest rock memoirs of all time) and his 2014 comedic novel Magnificent Vibration earned rave reviews and spots on the New York Times Best Sellers’ list. In 2014, Springfield was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, located around the corner from the first apartment he lived in when he first arrived in the U.S. from Australia in 1971. Springfield’s Sirius-XM radio show, Working Class DJ, is a huge hit and airs weekly on '80s on 8'. His new album “Automatic” is out now. Automatic is his first album of all new original material in five years. More information for Rick Springfield can be found at his website <a href="http://www.rickspringfield.com">www.rickspringfield.com</a>. Countless musicians of far lesser accomplishment have probably made similar statements regarding their own personal creative process, but when the confession comes from John Waite – whose been successfully writing, recording and performing some of the most listenable, enduring and appreciated popular music for more than 35 years – one cannot help but both recognize and marvel at the shimmering legacy of this British born rock star. With more live shows and new music in the offing, John Waite continues to forge his own singularly personal path, celebrating the present and engaged by the promise of the future. The story is far from over for the Lancaster, England-born rock star/balladeer/storyteller who was inspired onto his musical path by blues, soul and country along with a deep connection to the Celtic folk music of his homeland. More information for John Waite can be found at <a href="http://www.johnwaiteworldwide.com/">www.johnwaiteworldwide.com</a>. Wang Chung are an English new wave band, formed in London in 1980 by Nick Feldman, Jack Hues and Darren Costin. The name Wang Chung is Chinese (黃鐘, pinyin: huáng zhōng; Wade– Giles: huang chung), meaning "yellow bell" in English, and is the first note in the Chinese classical music scale. The band found their greatest success in the U.S., with five top 40 hits there, all charting between 1983 and 1987, including "Dance Hall Days" (No. 16 in 1984), "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" (No. 2 in 1986) and "Let's Go!" (No. 9 in 1987). More information for Wang Chung can be found at <a href="https://www.wangchung.com/">www.wangchung.com</a>. Paul Young’s ‘Every Time You Go Away’ hit number one in America in the summer of 1985, (shortly after his appearance at the historic Live Aid) and in any other unconquered countries too. It was and still is his biggest worldwide hit. More information for Paul Young can be found at <a href="https://paul-young.com/">www.paul-young.com</a>. Tickets for 'Rick Springfield: I Want My '80s Tour' will go on sale Friday, February 21 at 10:00 a.m. CST. Tickets can be purchased at the United Wireless Arena box office or online through Ticketmaster.com. Ticket prices are $59, $69, or $85 for reserved seating depending on location, plus applicable fees and taxes. United Wireless Arena is an exclusive Ticketmaster facility and cannot guarantee tickets purchased as resale or through a third-party vendor. Doors will open one hour before showtime. Handicapped accessible seating must be arranged directly through the United Wireless Arena Ticket Office. United Wireless Arena has a clear bag policy in place. Please check our <a href="https://www.unitedwirelessarena.com/">website</a> for more details.&nbsp;

'Rick Springfield: I Want My '80s Tour' coming to Dodge City

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/21/25

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/19/25

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A man's son told him one day, "Dad, Mom was complaining that you don't buy her flowers often enough." The dad replied, "In my defense, I didn't even know your mom sold flowers!"

A man's son told him one day, "Dad, Mom was complaining that you don't buy her flowers often enough." The dad replied, "In my defense, I didn't even know your mom sold flowers!"

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/18/25

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How do you identify a math tree? It has square roots.

How do you identify a math tree? It has square roots.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/17/25

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What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!

Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? They are very scent-imental creatures.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? They are very scent-imental creatures.

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What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe!

How did the girl sheep respond? You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe!How did the girl sheep respond? You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.

What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

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Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a pale--ontologist.&nbsp;

Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a pale--ontologist.&nbsp;

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/06/25

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/05/25

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