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Special thanks to <a href="https://www.visithays.com/183/Events">The Hays Convention and Visitors Bureau</a> and<a href="https://www.fhsu.edu/"> Fort Hays State University</a> for their contributions to the community calendar.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/15/25

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/14/25

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“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. &nbsp;So he invited the old man inside for a drink. &nbsp;As the sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. &nbsp;So he invited the old man inside for a drink. &nbsp;As the sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/13/25

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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with zucchinis sticking out of his nose?

The doctor took one look at him and said, “You are not eating properly.”

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with zucchinis sticking out of his nose?The doctor took one look at him and said, “You are not eating properly.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/08/25

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Why doesn't the photon have any luggage? It's traveling light.

Why doesn't the photon have any luggage? It's traveling light.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/07/25

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of root beer? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of root beer? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/06/25

The wife asked her husband if he thought their kids were spoiled. He replied, "No, I think all kids smell life that."

The wife asked her husband if he thought their kids were spoiled. He replied, "No, I think all kids smell life that."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/05/25

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Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afraid of the world wide web.

Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afraid of the world wide web.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/04/25

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What style of shoes does a frog wear? Open toad.

What style of shoes does a frog wear? Open toad.

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