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Special thanks to <a href="https://www.visithays.com/183/Events">The Hays Convention and Visitors Bureau</a> and<a href="https://www.fhsu.edu/"> Fort Hays State University</a> for their contributions to the community calendar.

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What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!

What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/05/25

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If two vegans have a falling out with one another, can you still refer to it as a "beef?"

If two vegans have a falling out with one another, can you still refer to it as a "beef?"

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/04/25

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The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas. It's an obvious case of hummuscide.

The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas. It's an obvious case of hummuscide.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/03/25

What do you call a nocturnal bird wearing a suit of armor? A knight owl.

What do you call a nocturnal bird wearing a suit of armor? A knight owl.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 09/02/25

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The problem with golf is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong ball on a golf course.

The problem with golf is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong ball on a golf course.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/29/25

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Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it would be pointless.

Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it would be pointless.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/28/25

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Babe Ruth once said:  It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. 

Babe Ruth once said: It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/27/25

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Why was the bad baseball team so hot? They didn’t have any fans.

Why was the bad baseball team so hot? They didn’t have any fans.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/26/25

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 08/25/25

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