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A woman is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man leans toward her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora," and sits back down.

"Thanks," the woman says. "That means a lot."

A woman is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man leans toward her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?""No, go right ahead," the woman replies.The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora," and sits back down."Thanks," the woman says. "That means a lot."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/06/26

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A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to a hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to a hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/05/26

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/02/26

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"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/31/25

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What do French fries do when they meet after a long time? They Ketchup!

What do French fries do when they meet after a long time? They Ketchup!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/30/25

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During a lengthy sermon, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit crashing to the ground.  Acknowledging his reputation for long windedness, the minister smiled and said, “Well, that’s the first time I actually put a plant to sleep.

During a lengthy sermon, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit crashing to the ground. Acknowledging his reputation for long windedness, the minister smiled and said, “Well, that’s the first time I actually put a plant to sleep.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/29/25

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Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th hole, Chuck is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he said to Jon. After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball carries a two stroke penalty, so Chuck pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces. Jon looks at him. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together, you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 dollars?” “What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” “And you’re a liar, too!” Jon said. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th hole, Chuck is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he said to Jon. After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball carries a two stroke penalty, so Chuck pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces. Jon looks at him. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together, you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 dollars?” “What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” “And you’re a liar, too!” Jon said. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/26/25

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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?Nothing. It was on the house.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/24/25

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What does Santa put on his toast?"Jingle Jam"&nbsp;

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