A woman is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man leans toward her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora," and sits back down.
"Thanks," the woman says. "That means a lot."
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