A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long fa...” when suddenly the horse cuts him off.
"I’ve heard that a million times,' says the horse. Everywhere I go. Ha, ha. Why the long face?"
"Oh, I’m sorry to hear that," Says the bartender. "Other than that, How’s your life?"
The horse replies with, "Stable."
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