Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. What type of dogs do vampires like the best? Bloodhounds. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. What type of dogs do vampires like the best? Bloodhounds. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/27/26