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Three-day weather outlook

Deep in the Savannah, three animals were discussing who among them was the most powerful. “It’s got to be me,” said the hawk. “After all, I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my prey. You two can’t do that.” “Maybe not,” said the lion, “but I am certain I’m more powerful. I am fast, have sharp teeth and claws, and besides they call me the king of beasts!” “Nope,” said the skunk, “got you both beat. Really. With a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you!” At just that moment, a bear came down from one of the trees and settled the debate by eating them all — hawk…lion…and stinker.

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Deep in the Savannah, three animals were discussing who among them was the most powerful. “It’s got to be me,” said the hawk. “After all, I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my prey. You two can’t do that.” “Maybe not,” said the lion, “but I am certain I’m more powerful. I am fast, have sharp teeth and claws, and besides they call me the king of beasts!” “Nope,” said the skunk, “got you both beat. Really. With a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you!” At just that moment, a bear came down from one of the trees and settled the debate by eating them all — hawk…lion…and stinker.Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/20/24

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Green & Growing Harvesting Rain Water

On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with U.S. Senator Roger Marshall.

<div><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8_QapUV_xYo?si=MR_64btnWHxJsyzR" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with U.S. Senator Roger Marshall.

🎤Forward Ever: U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall

We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Young at Heart." 

Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 13 - Friday, May 17, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.



Put the top down, turn up the radio, and embark on an enchanting journey through these 101 heartwarming tales that celebrate the timeless spirit that keeps us all eternally youthful. In this delightful book, we celebrate the joy of staying young at heart, regardless of how many birthdays have passed us by.The second half... the golden years...more time for yourself! Whether you’re a new empty nester or proudly celebrating one of those “big” birthdays, there’s plenty of good stuff ahead.These 101 stories from dynamic, active people who are still young at heart prove the adage that age is just a number. Whether they’re relaxing at home or hitting the road, married or single, working or retired, these folks do it all.

Congrats Jackie, Lori, Judy, Terry &amp; Lexie!

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Young at Heart." Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 13 - Friday, May 17, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.

Put the top down, turn up the radio, and embark on an enchanting journey through these 101 heartwarming tales that celebrate the timeless spirit that keeps us all eternally youthful. In this delightful book, we celebrate the joy of staying young at heart, regardless of how many birthdays have passed us by.The second half... the golden years...more time for yourself! Whether you’re a new empty nester or proudly celebrating one of those “big” birthdays, there’s plenty of good stuff ahead.These 101 stories from dynamic, active people who are still young at heart prove the adage that age is just a number. Whether they’re relaxing at home or hitting the road, married or single, working or retired, these folks do it all.<ul>
 <li>Finding romance and love again at 50, 60, 70, 80 and beyond</li><li>Embracing your age and the privileges that come with it</li><li>Getting in shape with new sports and fitness routines</li><li>Enjoying family, including those grandchildren</li><li>Trying new things and broadening your world</li><li>Starting new careers and businesses while pursuing new passions</li><li>Traveling the world and moving to new places</li><li>Downsizing and enjoying the freedom of less</li><li>And plenty of comic relief!</li>
 </ul>Congrats Jackie, Lori, Judy, Terry &amp; Lexie! 
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book "Young at Heart" with 99.5 KZ Country

Mitch was losing his shirt at the racetrack when he noticed a priest bless the forehead of a long shot lining up for the fourth race. Lo and behold, the horse won. Just before the fifth race, the priest did the same to another horse. So, Mitch placed a small bet on it and won. That day, Mitch raked in serious money following the priest’s lead. Before the last race, he saw the priest bless the forehead–as well as the eyes, ears and hooves–of one of the horses. Mitch bet every cent he had, then watched the horse come in last. Dumbfounded, he hollered at the priest, “What happened? All day long, you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost!” “The problem,” said the priest. “is you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and the last rites.”

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Mitch was losing his shirt at the racetrack when he noticed a priest bless the forehead of a long shot lining up for the fourth race. Lo and behold, the horse won. Just before the fifth race, the priest did the same to another horse. So, Mitch placed a small bet on it and won. That day, Mitch raked in serious money following the priest’s lead. Before the last race, he saw the priest bless the forehead–as well as the eyes, ears and hooves–of one of the horses. Mitch bet every cent he had, then watched the horse come in last. Dumbfounded, he hollered at the priest, “What happened? All day long, you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost!” “The problem,” said the priest. “is you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and the last rites.”Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/17/24

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/16/24

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/15/24

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On this episode of the&nbsp;<a href="https://hayspost.com/category/post-podcast" target="_blank">Post Podcast</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ipifinancialservices.com/" target="_blank">IPI Financial Services</a> account executive Brian Weimer discusses life insurance with <a href="https://hayspost.com/" target="_blank">Hays Post</a> reporter Becky Kiser.&nbsp;&nbsp;

<div><iframe title="Life Insurance: Understanding needs and options with IPI Financial Services" allowtransparency="true" height="600" width="100%" style="border: none; min-width: min(100%, 430px);height:600px;" scrolling="no" data-name="pb-iframe-player" src="https://www.podbean.com/player-v2/?i=yh8ic-1609869-pb&from=pb6admin&square=1&share=1&download=1&rtl=0&fonts=Arial&skin=3267a3&font-color=auto&logo_link=podcast_page&btn-skin=60a0c8&size=600" loading="lazy" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>On this episode of the&nbsp;<a href="https://hayspost.com/category/post-podcast" target="_blank">Post Podcast</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ipifinancialservices.com/" target="_blank">IPI Financial Services</a> account executive Brian Weimer discusses life insurance with <a href="https://hayspost.com/" target="_blank">Hays Post</a> reporter Becky Kiser.&nbsp;&nbsp;

🎙 Post Podcast: IPI Financial Services shares life Insurance advice for 2024

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There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!”

There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!”Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/13/24

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Green & Growing Fertilizer

On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with Boy Scouts of America Coronado Area Council district field executive Amanda McVey.

<div><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/a1lRgw72n7M?si=VY1Or0yAPxrbWCQs" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with Boy Scouts of America Coronado Area Council district field executive Amanda McVey.

🎤Forward Ever: Boy Scouts district field executive Amanda McVey

We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Mothers &amp; Daughters." 

Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 6 - Friday, May 10, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.

This collection of 101 stories, lovingly selected from our extensive library, celebrates the magic of mothers and daughters. From their undeniable bond, to the advice they share, the lessons they teach other, and the magical, mysterious similarities between them, there is something truly unique about the mother/daughter relationship. These 101 inspirational, comforting, wise and tender anecdotes celebrate the beauty of the loving relationship between mothers and daughters of all ages.

Congrats Linda, Melinda, Bob &amp; Don!

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Mothers &amp; Daughters." Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 6 - Friday, May 10, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.This collection of 101 stories, lovingly selected from our extensive library, celebrates the magic of mothers and daughters. From their undeniable bond, to the advice they share, the lessons they teach other, and the magical, mysterious similarities between them, there is something truly unique about the mother/daughter relationship. These 101 inspirational, comforting, wise and tender anecdotes celebrate the beauty of the loving relationship between mothers and daughters of all ages.Congrats Linda, Melinda, Bob &amp; Don! Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a><a href="https://eagleradio.net/contest-rules">https://eagleradio.net/contest-rules</a>

Winners:  Chicken Soup for the Soul book "Mothers & Daughters" with 99.5 KZ Country

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/10/24

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