What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.

What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/12/25

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/11/25

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/10/25

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Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a pale--ontologist.&nbsp;

Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a pale--ontologist.&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/07/25

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/06/25

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/05/25

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What music are balloons scared of? Pop music

What music are balloons scared of? Pop music

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/04/25

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.&nbsp;

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/03/25

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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/31/25

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Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.

Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/30/25

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How do sunflowers keep in touch?They send petalgrams.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/29/25

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What does a shy tortilla say? I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.

What does a shy tortilla say? I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.

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