Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships? So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/05/25

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What music are balloons scared of? Pop music

What music are balloons scared of? Pop music

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/04/25

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.&nbsp;

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/03/25

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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/31/25

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Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.

Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/30/25

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How do sunflowers keep in touch?They send petalgrams.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/29/25

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What does a shy tortilla say? I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.

What does a shy tortilla say? I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/28/25

“What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” “You can’t tuna fish.”

“What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?” “You can’t tuna fish.”

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/27/25

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/24/25

A large, menacing guy walks into a bar. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are morons! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is understandably silent. He chugs another beer and says, “All the guys on the other side of the bar are losers! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is silent. Then one man gets up from his bar stool and starts to walk toward the man. “You got a problem, buddy?” And the guy replies, “No, I’m just on the wrong side of the bar."

A large, menacing guy walks into a bar. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are morons! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is understandably silent. He chugs another beer and says, “All the guys on the other side of the bar are losers! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is silent. Then one man gets up from his bar stool and starts to walk toward the man. “You got a problem, buddy?” And the guy replies, “No, I’m just on the wrong side of the bar."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/23/25

Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/27/23

It's so cold… you can play checkers with tea light candles. It's so cold… you can leave the coffee shop with mocha lattés and get to the car with fudgesicles. It's so cold… you can save electricity by unplugging the freezer and moving it outside.

It's so cold… you can play checkers with tea light candles. It's so cold… you can leave the coffee shop with mocha lattés and get to the car with fudgesicles. It's so cold… you can save electricity by unplugging the freezer and moving it outside.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/21/25

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