KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/24/25

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A large, menacing guy walks into a bar. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are morons! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is understandably silent. He chugs another beer and says, “All the guys on the other side of the bar are losers! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is silent. Then one man gets up from his bar stool and starts to walk toward the man. “You got a problem, buddy?” And the guy replies, “No, I’m just on the wrong side of the bar."

A large, menacing guy walks into a bar. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are morons! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is understandably silent. He chugs another beer and says, “All the guys on the other side of the bar are losers! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is silent. Then one man gets up from his bar stool and starts to walk toward the man. “You got a problem, buddy?” And the guy replies, “No, I’m just on the wrong side of the bar."

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/23/25

Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 02/27/23

It's so cold… you can play checkers with tea light candles. It's so cold… you can leave the coffee shop with mocha lattés and get to the car with fudgesicles. It's so cold… you can save electricity by unplugging the freezer and moving it outside.

It's so cold… you can play checkers with tea light candles. It's so cold… you can leave the coffee shop with mocha lattés and get to the car with fudgesicles. It's so cold… you can save electricity by unplugging the freezer and moving it outside.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/21/25

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It’s so cold… you can open the fridge to heat the house. It's so cold…&nbsp;you can eat ice cream to warm up. It's so cold… snowmen are begging to come inside.

It’s so cold… you can open the fridge to heat the house. It's so cold…&nbsp;you can eat ice cream to warm up. It's so cold… snowmen are begging to come inside.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/20/25

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "101 Ways to Think Positive."

Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp January 20-24, 2025 to hear how to win a copy. No age restrictions.



Everyone can benefit from a little more positive thinking. Your attitude is a powerful tool that can help you react to the ups and downs of life and even change what happens next.Prepare to be inspired! In this important new collection from Chicken Soup for the Soul, you’ll read 101 true, personal stories that will give you practical, proven methods for:

Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.



Winners will need to pick up the books at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS. Someone is available to assist with prize pickup Mondays - Fridays, 8 am - 5 pm.

Congrats Deb, Janice, Randy, Mark &amp; Melinda!

We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "101 Ways to Think Positive."Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp January 20-24, 2025 to hear how to win a copy. No age restrictions.

Everyone can benefit from a little more positive thinking. Your attitude is a powerful tool that can help you react to the ups and downs of life and even change what happens next.Prepare to be inspired! In this important new collection from Chicken Soup for the Soul, you’ll read 101 true, personal stories that will give you practical, proven methods for:<ul>
 <li>manifesting positive outcomes</li><li>using the power of gratitude</li><li>freeing yourself through forgiveness</li><li>stepping outside your comfort zone</li><li>turning adversity into opportunity</li><li>navigating the grieving process</li><li>bringing joy back into your life</li><li>reaching out and connecting</li><li>finding your inner strength</li><li>managing health challenges</li><li>finding the silver lining</li><li>facing your fears</li><li>powering forward</li><li>keeping the faith</li>
 </ul>Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.

Winners will need to pick up the books at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS. Someone is available to assist with prize pickup Mondays - Fridays, 8 am - 5 pm.Congrats Deb, Janice, Randy, Mark &amp; Melinda! https://eagleradio.net/contest-rules

Winners:  Chicken Soup for the Soul book "101 Ways to Think Positive" with 99.5 KZ Country

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world? A stamp.

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world? A stamp.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/17/25

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/16/25

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/15/25

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Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!&nbsp;

Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!&nbsp;

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/14/25

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 01/13/25

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